One day I’ll Write a Book

Here are the names of the chapters in the book I’m going to write one day. I know all the moms out there will buy it, because this is the story of their lives, too. I’ll just change the names of the characters, you know, to protect the “innocent.”

My Life in Loads of Laundry

Everything is ok, there’s just a lot of blood

Where are my shoes?

Mom! There’s a bug!

What do you want for dinner?

Do I have to eat this?

Can someone feed the dog, please?

Watch where you step…

I’ll ask Santa for it, that way you won’t have to buy it

Will you just stop?!

If you’re a publisher, please feel free to contact me about the rights to my story, I’m totally willing to negotiate.